...except math, chess, running,
jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things,
making money, hockey, surfing,
driving, making decisions, being tall,
taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny (on purpose),
reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country,
inventing anything important,
or being fun to hang out with.
Don't get me wrong, I love women. I just think they should drink from a separate water fountain. Actually, women may be even better than men. But we'll never really know since they are always
swinging at bigger balls, hitting from closer tees, doing pushups from their knees,
taking half the beatles money, hos please.
