... if your name is Jordan. Unfortunately last night I was tricked into watching "He's just not that into you". Upon further inspection, and sadly enough, this movie pretty much sums up my entire dating career. (Right up to the title) The movie is as follows:
Girl goes out on a date with Guy
Guy says he'll call
Guy doesn't
Girl goes crazy/ stalks him, etc. etc.
I am still sticking to my nice guys finish last theory, which states "If you are a girl, you like to be treated like crap" Since this is a dating rule, there will be more on this another time. I don't know why they have this mentality, but they do. I've been trying to figure it out for years and yet I still try to be nice but it never really pays out for me. This movie is proof of that. I didn't really enjoy the movie that much because I am a man and i can't like sissy girl movies that explore our feelings but I did find it odd that they based this movie on my life. I don't even remember giving them permission to do that, those bastards. Shouldn't I be getting a royalty check or something? Well, all this has accomplished is two hours of wasted time and a 93% loss of hope so I am cashing in my chips and going off the market. Don't worry ladies, I will be back and I will treat you like crap on a future date to be announced. (Just not right now)
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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I saw that movie, it was interesting. As far as girls go, I do think they love jerks. I'm a jerk, ergo, I'm married. See? Be nice and stay single, it's the only way. And about the brown t-shirt... cold. Way cold.
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