Now I know what you're all thinking, how self-centered is this guy that he chooses words to describe himself? You can't do that! And the answer is very. It's my blog, I can be as stuck up and cocky as I want to be. But anyway, that's not what brings me here tonight. The one word I choose when describing myself would be "Resourceful". Yes, resourceful. I recently went night skiing (which I do quite often) and in my ongoing efforts to stick it to the man (the man being corporate America and overpriced hamburgers at ski resorts) I invented a new recipe. And guess how much my three and a half star gourmet cost. Nothing. All I had to do was flirt with the girl at the counter and convince her that I was in need of a cup for water. Water, heh heh, yeah right. Ok here's the recipe as follows:
-Fill up your cup halfway with the free hot water.
-Sneak about 17 ketchup packets from the counter while flirting with the girl at the register.
- Carefully empty the contents of the ketchup packets into hot water and stir until a uniform thickness is reached.
- Add salt and pepper/hot sauce to taste.
optional: if there are free crackers available, add for thickness. I highly recommend this.
Well there ya go. If you are every in the need for a delicious free meal, or your wife kicks you out of the house for a few weeks and you become homeless, feel free to use my recipe.
Editor's note: For all you dieters out there, the calorie content has yet to be established but it can't be more than 58, so you're good to go. Nutritional value undetermined. May cause insomnia, heart failure, and sterility in males.
1 comment:
Wow. That's my one word to describe you.
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