Today...

was a great day.

What did you expect mother? I'm half machine...

Why did I waste 22 years of my life not watching this show? That is the question of the day...

Calculus- A hate/hate relationship

As the days grow nearer to June 22, I regret waking up alive every morning. I can't even begin to tell you how much I don't want to go through this class again, and yet BYU has found another way to make me more and more suicidal. I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, I already have plans to blow up the math building. I don't dread taking calculus. I dread taking calculus from BYU. All they focus on doing is failing as many people as they can while making themselves feel smarter than everyone they are failing. Think of the math department's self esteem as the variable Y. Now think of the failing rate in 113 as X. As X increases, so does Y. Therefore Y=X or possibly Y^2=X. Now throw in Jordan's frustration=Z as a dependent variable of X and Y. Y=X=Z^10. Now do you understand? If you don't, and the only thing you get from reading this is one thing is this: Whatever you do, DO NOT divide by zero. You'll find out why...