#87- Get tazed

Alright, due to popular demand, I'm posting this video. The quality is not too good but I'll replace when I get the better one. Enjoy

One word to describe myself...

Now I know what you're all thinking, how self-centered is this guy that he chooses words to describe himself? You can't do that! And the answer is very. It's my blog, I can be as stuck up and cocky as I want to be. But anyway, that's not what brings me here tonight. The one word I choose when describing myself would be "Resourceful". Yes, resourceful. I recently went night skiing (which I do quite often) and in my ongoing efforts to stick it to the man (the man being corporate America and overpriced hamburgers at ski resorts) I invented a new recipe. And guess how much my three and a half star gourmet cost. Nothing. All I had to do was flirt with the girl at the counter and convince her that I was in need of a cup for water. Water, heh heh, yeah right. Ok here's the recipe as follows:

-Fill up your cup halfway with the free hot water.

-Sneak about 17 ketchup packets from the counter while flirting with the girl at the register.

- Carefully empty the contents of the ketchup packets into hot water and stir until a uniform thickness is reached.

- Add salt and pepper/hot sauce to taste.

optional: if there are free crackers available, add for thickness. I highly recommend this.

Well there ya go. If you are every in the need for a delicious free meal, or your wife kicks you out of the house for a few weeks and you become homeless, feel free to use my recipe.

Editor's note: For all you dieters out there, the calorie content has yet to be established but it can't be more than 58, so you're good to go. Nutritional value undetermined. May cause insomnia, heart failure, and sterility in males.

101 Books

1. Homer- Iliad
2. Homer- Odyssey
3. Dante- Divine Comedy
4. Machiavelli- The Prince
5. Cervantes- Don Quixote
6. Defoe- Robinson Crusoe
7. Benjamin Franklin- Autobiography
8. Milton- Paradise Lost
9. Paine- Common Sense
10. Swift- Gulliver's Travels
11. Austen- Pride and Prejudice
12. Austen- Emma
13. Bronte- Jane Eyre
14. Bronte- Wuthering Heights
15. Lord Byron- Don Juan
16. Carroll- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
17. Carroll- Through the Looking Glass
18. Dickens- Great Expectations
19. Dickens- David Copperfield
20. Dumas- The Count of Monte Cristo
21. Eliot- Middlemarch
22. Dostoyevsky- Crime and Punishment
23. Dostoyevsky- Brothers Karamazov
24. Emerson- Nature
25. Hawthorne- The Scarlet Letter
26. Hugo- Les Miserables
27. Marx- The Communist Manifesto
28. Melville- Moby Dick
29. Shelley- Frankenstein
30. Stoker- Dracula
31. Stowe- Uncle Tom's Cabin
32. Thoreau- Civil Disobedience
33. Tolstoy- War and Peace
34. Tolstoy- Anna Karenina
35. Wells- The Time Machine
36. Wells- The Invisible Man
37. Buck- The Good Earth
38. Conrad- Heart of Darkness
39. Eliot- The Waste Land
40. Fitzgerald- The Great Gatsby
41. Freud- The Interpretation of Dreams
42. Haley- Roots
43. Keynes- The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money
44. King- Letter from Birmingham Jail
45. Lee- To Kill a Mockingbird
46. Lewis- The Screwtape Letters
47. Lewis- Mere Christianity
48. Mandela- Long Walk to Freedom
49. Orwell- Animal Farm
50. Steinbeck- The Grapes of Wrath
51. Tolkien- Lord of the Rings
52. Tolkien- The Two Towers
53. Tolkien- The Return of the King
54. Tolkien- The Hobbit
55. Lao Tzu- Tao-te Ching
56. Darwin- The Origin of Species
57. Watson- The Double Helix
58. Mandelbrot- The Fractile Geometry of Nature
59. Monod- The Origins of Molecular Biology
60. Euclid- Elements
61. Hawking- A Brief History of Time
62. Rhodes- The Making of the Atomic Bomb
63. Aesop- Fables
64. Palaniuk- Fight Club
65. Hemingway- The Old Man and the Sea
66. Mitchell- Gone With The Wind
67. Miller- Death of a Salesman
68. Williams- A Streetcar Named Desire
69. Williams- Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
70. Hackett- Diary of Anne Frank
71. Guare- Six Degrees of Separation
72. Hwng- M. Butterfly
73. Kyosaki- Rich Dad, Poor Dad
74. Shakespeare- Romeo and Juliet
75. Shakespeare- Macbeth
76. Marquez- One Hundred Years of Solitude
77. Faulkner- As I lay Dying
78. Faulkner- The Sound and the Fury
79. Smith- The Wealth of Nations
80. Golding- Lord of the Flies
81. Lewis- The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
82. Orwell- 1984
83. Bradbury- Farenheit 451
84. Nabakov- Lolita
85. Chaucer- Canterbury Tales
86. Salinger- The Catcher in the Rye
87. Heller- Catch 22
88. Milne- Winnie the Pooh
89. Twain- Huckelberry Finn
90. Kipling- The Jungle Book
91. Vonnegut- Slaughterhouse 5
92. White- Charlotte's Web
93. Malcolm X- Autobiography
94. Joyce- Ulysses
95. Adams- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
96. Card- Ender's Game
97. London- The Call of the Wild
98. Hemingway- A Farewell to Arms
99. King- It
100. Clancy- The Hunt for Red October
101. The Book of Mormon