Monday, September 21, 2009

You know you've been at BYU too long...


...when all you look at anymore is left hands. I look at the left hand even before glancing at the face(which is very unusual for me because I'm very shallow). I guess what I'm getting at is this- This girl(9.5) came and sat next to me in class today and what I considered to be moderate flirting took place. Halfway through the conversation I glanced down and to my sorrow there it was, diamond encrusted lies. So basically my take-home message is this: "Dammit! You got what you came for, you don't need to be in school anymore." BYU would be a lot better off without married females.